Life Post: Animal Abuse Pt. 2

This morning driving to my station I was cruising down the parkway windows down, TLB blasting, and just really enjoying the drive. It was cool until Evil Kineevil's bird incarnate dove through my passenger window slapped me in the face, and flew out the driver side window like a commando. Literally spread his wings and caught the wind so hard he just disappeared. The whole animal assault thing has got to end.

Brandon Williams