Life Post: Delaware living

What I've learned in Delaware:

If you browse the toy projectile isle in search of silly string as a single 20something you will get asked how old your son is.

Not a single Walmart in this state carries silly string or good pies

Heavy bags don't exist in gyms, and the few Muay Thai spots can't use theirs, because yoga. 

Delaware is basically Clifton, VA. Except a couple miles bigger with fewer mansions.

The girl who talks sports by herself on 105.7 after 1 am is t
he most attractive woman I've never seen. 

They think they have good BBQ. Lol. 

Local business thrives here. 
My eating habits do not. 

I'm doing horrible in the adult game.

TL;DR
Virginia is better.

Brandon Williams